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08-15-07 08:41 PM - Post#52769
BIG BROTHER 8 HOUSEGUESTS ARE SURPRISED TO FIND UNINVITED GUESTS ON WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15, 2007
The BIG BROTHER 8 Houseguests were surprised to find some unusual and uninvited guests in their House when they woke up this morning. Unbeknownst to the Houseguests, a group of specialty performers were let into the House while they slept. As the Houseguests emerged, the performers presented various playful and colorful acts before the BIG BROTHER 8 group.
Below is a list of what today's performers said or did while in the house:
IN THE HOUSE:
A Mad Hatter said the following on numerous occasions:
1. What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
2. Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.
3. A stitch in time saves nine.
4. Fish or visitors stink after three days.
5. There is no little enemy.
IN THE BACKYARD:
A stilt-walker dressed as a pirate said the following numerous times:
1. It is not enough to succeed others must fail.
2. And after all what is a lie. It is the truth in masquerade.
3. Always drink upstream from the herd.
In addition, a Barber Shop Quartet sang the following songs:
GOODBYE, MY LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD:
GOODBYE, MY LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD
FAREWELL TO ALL MY FRIENDS
I’M GOING TO THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE
TO BE A BIG T.V. STAR
HOBNOB WITH ALL THE OTHER HOUSEGUEST
I’M GONNA GO REAL FAR…
SO, GOODBYE, FAREWELL,
SO LONG FOREVER
GOODBYE FRIENDS AND FAMILY
HELLO BIG BROTHER HOUSE
GOODBYE MY LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD!!
HELLO, MY HOUSEGUESTS:
HELLO, MY HOUSEGUESTS,
HELLO, BIG BROTHER,
LEND US AN EAR OR TWO.
WE KNOW ALL THAT YOU DO.
WE’VE GOT THE DIRT ON YOU.
(WHEN YOU’RE) PUT ON THE BLOCK,
THE CLOCK GOES TICK TOCK.
YOU’D BETTER MAKE SOME FRIENDS.
NUMBERS CANS ALWAYS BEND.
OTHERWISE, IT ALL ENDS.
ALLIANCES BREAK UP,
AND IF YOU DON’T MAKE UP,
YOU COULD BE GOING HOME.
COVERS COULD ALL GET BLOWN.
FIND YOURSELF ALL ALONE.
YOU’VE HAD SOME FUN, THOUGH,
A SMASHING GUITAR SHOW,
BUTTER AND PASTA AND PIES…
YOU’RE ON SLOP OTHERWISE…
A NICE BREAK FROM ALL THE LIES.
BACK IN THE HOUSE:
The Human Statue depicted the following poses:
1. Angry
2. Archer
3. Secret
4. Frustrated
5. Surprise
6. Thinker
In addition, the Houseguests found three large, white rabbits sitting on the dining room table. Each rabbit had a single playing card attached to it neck: 1) 9 of Clubs, 2) 5 of Diamonds, 3) Ace of Hearts
THE VISIT HAS LEFT THE HOUSEGUESTS PONDERING THE SIGNIFCANCE OF WHAT THEY SAW AND HEARD…
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
The purpose for these unexplained antics will be revealed on the live BIG BROTHER 8 show, Thursday, August 16 (8:00-9:00 PM, LIVE ET/delayed PT) on the CBS Television Network.
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